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January 8th, 2010

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10:01 am - some unfortunate use of...well, everything from the bellydance store!
sung to the tune of "Aziza"...

yup, this is why. right here.

and this one too

most half-naked golden era dancers wore more material!

their dina-esque specials don't help either;


one of these things is not like the others....

ok, some yellow, a pretty white ensemble...WHAT THE HELL IS THE THING IN THE MIDDLE?!?!

you -cannot- be serious.

at least i'll know what to wear when i perform my stirring rendition of "Walk the Dinosaur"
Boom boom aka lacka lacka boom!

a luffy treat for my fellow "Cake Wrecks" fans...

i want sprinkles!

finally, a little assyut to soothe your poor, burned retinas

it's still on the website! please, someone buy this and wear it in public at every possible opportunity!!!

(x-posted to my journal)
Current Mood: predatoryow

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Date:January 8th, 2010 04:34 pm (UTC)
A hot pink see-though miniskirt? Not only that but a hot pink see-through miniskirt with a train? If this is why they think we're strippers, they must also think we're blind. And lunatics.

Also the leopard thing makes me want to run for the hills. That that garment even exists can only portend bad things. D:
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Date:January 8th, 2010 07:34 pm (UTC)
yeah, i liked it so much i put it in twice! (oopsie, sorry!)

"If this is why they think we're strippers, they must also think we're blind. And lunatics."

apparently so. hell our actual strippers don't wear stuff quite -that- ugly. i'd try to be clever, but this thing is just so hideous, i've run out of one-liners.
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Date:January 8th, 2010 06:49 pm (UTC)
Open the door, get on the floor....
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Date:January 8th, 2010 07:36 pm (UTC)
it was a night like this, 40,000,000 years ago. i lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go.
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Date:January 9th, 2010 04:18 am (UTC)
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Date:January 8th, 2010 11:11 pm (UTC)
Me loves the thing in the middle. Lose the headback, brown arm/shrugs, and poorly matched veil and I'd rock the hell out of it with a simple hairdo and not much jewelry.

It is loud and garish, It's got the coloring of old travel postcards, but it's not slutty or overly ornamented.
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Date:January 9th, 2010 12:29 am (UTC)
I agree. Thing in the middle for the win!

Hot pink mini see through thingy no no no!
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Date:January 9th, 2010 12:50 am (UTC)
yeah, it really looks like they were trying too hard with that one. less is more, i think, in this case. i like the fabric, but the execution was lacking.
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Date:January 9th, 2010 02:48 am (UTC)
my god that is a low cut thong she's wearing.

but that yellow one I really, really want. it's gorgeous. and I hate yellow. Amazing how broad the spectrum can be on one site.
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Date:January 11th, 2010 04:00 pm (UTC)
I kinda want the horrible animal print and fur pompom one. Not for dance, though. I just want it as a crazy barbarian costume.
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Date:January 13th, 2010 04:29 pm (UTC)
it's very "wolf witch from 'conan: the barbarian'", isn't it? it'd probably go over well at a sci-fi convention. also, isn't the sheer size of those pompoms impressive?
some unfortunate use of...well, everything from the bellydance store! - Sequin Vomit

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